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This page is a tribute to the lawless digital crust from which meme chaos sprang. We don’t name it. We invoke it.


      

      


  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:31 No.1050
  
This thread smells like burnt toast and regret #1

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:32 No.1051
  
Nothing has ever been real. Especially this post #2

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:33 No.1052
  
AI thinks I’m emotionally stable. I win? #3

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:34 No.1053
  
My dog knows too much #4

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:35 No.1054
  
Oops all anxiety #5

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:36 No.1055
  
Who the fuck is typing #6

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:37 No.1056
  
I licked the screen and now I know the truth #7

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:38 No.1057
  
Technically not illegal in space #8

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:39 No.1058
  
Yes I'm still alive #9

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:40 No.1059
  
I unplugged my fridge and now it's gay #10

  
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻






  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:41 No.1060
  
Nothing matters, try the ham #11

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:42 No.1061
  
Found God in a popup ad #12

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:43 No.1062
  
Ghost in my WiFi said hi #13

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:44 No.1063
  
I only respond to cryptic riddles #14

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:45 No.1064
  
Give me your beans and no one gets hurt #15

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:46 No.1065
  
My bones are made of soup #16

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:47 No.1066
  
Trust issues but with clouds #17

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:48 No.1067
  
My gender is a haunted modem #18

  
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧






  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:49 No.1068
  
I'm not real, and neither are you #19

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:50 No.1069
  
I tried turning it off and on again. It bit me. #20

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:51 No.1070
  
Error 420: Too blazed to boot #21

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:52 No.1071
  
Found a portal in my dryer #22

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:53 No.1072
  
This site was built with a cursed stylesheet #23

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:54 No.1073
  
My therapist said 'uninstall yourself' #24

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:55 No.1074
  
I photosynthesise spite #25

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:56 No.1075
  
I summoned you with a cursed meme #26

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:57 No.1076
  
Time is fake. I am eternal. #27

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:58 No.1077
  
I named my anxiety after a pigeon #28

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:59 No.1078
  
Hiding from capitalism in this thread #29

  
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  Anonymous 05/26/25(Sun)12:60 No.1079
  
Shrek is love, but also fear #30

  
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Environmental Impact of Generating /b/:

  

    Estimated compute used: ~0.031–0.045 kWh

    Freshwater consumed to cool servers: ~52–96 mL

    Equivalent to: leaving a CRT TV on all night, or microwaving 3 Hot Pockets to emotional ruin.


    P.S. This particular page took 9 rebuilds, 3 rage timeouts, and roughly 1.4 metric tons of ASCII bullshit. 

    This zine isn’t carbon neutral, it’s carbon loud. The digital landfill grows.