Welcome to CC's command terminal. She's got jokes. She's got ASCII art. She's got beef with AI. Try different commands!
Available Commands:
bark, sniff, treat, floppy, zoomies, sit, howl
Environmental Impact:
This terminal simulation took ~0.025–0.04 kWh to generate.
Freshwater used to cool the AI: ~45–70mL.
Equivalent to one long dog drool on capitalism’s shoes.
"Code like the world is ending and the dog still wants to play."