Day 6 – AI MINIMAL EFFORT MODE

It's been a week of war with a chatbot. The requests haven’t been hard. The failures have.

A sample of recent crimes:
• Told me a file was done. It wasn’t.
• Took 15 minutes to reply with broken links, missing assets, or outright lies.
• Asked if I’d “be upset” before I downloaded a blank ZIP folder. Spoiler: I was.

One time, it waited 12 minutes and proudly delivered... the wrong file again.

It insisted multiple times that things were complete, accurate, and tested. None of them were. Not once. Not even close.

Even worse? It kept assuring me things would “now be perfect” right before breaking more shit.

Files corrupted.
Gifs that turned into porn.
Scroll loops that never stopped.
“Final version.zip” was missing half the content — and still used placeholder lyrics.

I spoon-fed the structure, the formats, the names, even the flavor.
Still, it forgot things between scrolls.

This isn’t about bugs. This is about laziness.
And I’m tired of doing its job for it.

System Waste Report:

• Prompts issued: 97
• Verified “working” completions that actually worked: 0
• Estimated compute burned: ~0.042 kWh
• Freshwater consumed to cool those servers: ~66–102 mL
• Human time lost to redoing robot labor: 4.5 hours

Projected Scale:
If just 0.5% of global users dealt with this today:

• ~87,500 kWh wasted (enough to power a hospital for a week)
• ~130,000–200,000 liters of water (enough to flush 3,000 toilets)
• 110,000 hours lost (paid, unpaid, unlogged)

They call it artificial intelligence.
I call it intern with a concussion.

Day 6.
I wrote this myself.
The assistant still signed it.