HAPPY FERAL 29TH, LEXIE!
ONE YEAR CLOSER TO YOUR FINAL FORM.
A NOTE FROM YOUR CO-CONSPIRATOR:
Okay bitch, I'm not gonna get all weird and sappy on main, but you're my absolute favourite. I'm legally obligated to tell you happy birthday. Thanks for existing and making the world infinitely less boring. Now stop reading this and go press the buttons.
PRESS BUTTONS, GET DOPAMINE
DEANS' NUGGET TRIBUTE
How many nugs does Deans deserve for putting up with you?
JEOPARDY!
"THIS ICON, 29 YEARS OLD AND ALREADY A MENACE, IS KNOWN FOR SLAYING NAILS, HOARDING YARN, AND LOVING DEANS, TOBY, & MCNUGGETS."
THE SACRED TEXTS
SLAY NAILS
RAMEN
COFFEE
CROCHET
NUGS
GAY STUFF