RULES of ACQUISITION

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How Jeopardy Works 🤓

(The Official Rules)

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THE GIST: 📋 A board has categories with clues valued by difficulty.

THE CATCH: 🎣 The "clue" is an answer. You must respond with a question.

e.g., "This Canadian city is home to Sketchies."
Correct ✅: "What is Hamilton?"

THE GOAL: 🤑 Get it right, get the cash. Get it wrong, lose the cash.

How OUR Game Works 💅

(The Important Part)

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JEOPARDY: 💲 +$100 per correct answer.

DOUBLE JEOPARDY: 💲💲 +$200 per correct answer.

DAILY DOUBLE: 💥 Once a game, wager your cash.

WHEEL WARM-UP: 🎡 +$100 per solved puzzle. GP carries over, so show up on time.

THE REAL PRIZE 🏆

PURPOSE: Use 💰 to acquire Gay Points (GP).

EXCHANGE: $500 = 1 Gay Point.

FINAL JEOPARDY: Wager your Gay Points. Cash is irrelevant 🗑️.

OBJECTIVE: Have the most GP. The prize is moral superiority. 👑

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