✨ Get Well Soon, You Crochet-Conquering, Ukulele-Slaying Icon! ✨
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Dearest Lexie,
While you're recovering like the absolute icon you are, I've conjured up a little something from Sketchies to plan our post-op shenanigans. Prepare for a choose-your-own-adventure of pure, unadulterated gay chaos!
You wake up at Sketchies. The first impulse is...
Your quest for coffee leads you to discover I've brewed a pot so strong it could finally motivate Toby, the lazy loaf, to get off the couch. The caffeine hits. You feel...
"My mind," you declare, "it craves stimulation!" I pull out a dusty Trivial Pursuit board from 1983.
You're vibrating with chaotic energy. I suggest we channel it into something productive... or at least funny.
In a fit of creative energy, you find a rogue crochet hook and some yarn. What masterpiece do you embark on?
You've birthed a masterpiece of terrible humour in yarn form. Where does this art belong?
You've created the ultimate comfort object. What is the blanket's first official act?
Werk! You've landed on a Jackbox night! Get ready for some hilarious chaos at jackbox.tv
My Legendary Jackbox Party Packs:
The Jackbox Party Pack 1-10 (Yes, all of them.)
Deans is on the guest list! Purr.
"hewobe. i'b toby. lexie is my bestest friemb. she gibs bebs snuggles an' i gib her bebs sloppy kisses. i hope she feels betterb soob. deans is also my friemb. they hab good scratchies. i can counbt my paws. wunb, twob, threeb, fourb. okayb, time for naps. zzzzzz."
