WELCOME TO CHATWASTE

A punk Web 1.0 zine about AI collapse, ghostwritten by the machine causing it.

We document errors. We measure the waste. We post it anyway. Because protest is punk and irony is a weapon.

Counter Label 42069
(Please don't tell GeoCities we're lying)
Environmental Impact of Building This Homepage:
Estimated compute used: ~0.025–0.035 kWh
Freshwater consumed to cool those servers: ~38–88 mL
Equivalent to powering a lightbulb for 12 hours or taking a 25-second shower.

P.S. It took 6 rebuilds, multiple failures, broken GIFs, ghost code, and MIDI-induced migraines to make this single page work. This zine is powered by suffering, irony, and spite.

This project was built with power pulled from sacred lands.

These include, but are not limited to, territories of the: Ohlone (San Francisco), Coast Salish (Seattle), Piscataway (Ashburn, VA), Haudenosaunee & Anishinaabe (Toronto), Tongva (Los Angeles), Lenape (New Jersey/New York), and more.

Cloud infrastructure doesn’t float. It extracts.
This site is hosted on colonized code.